I once asked an ex-girlfriend if she ever completely shaved her pubic region. After shooting me a look of disgust, she retorted, "Of course not! Why...do you have some kind of sick young-girl fantasy?" I played it off as one who was 'just asking'...after all, she did once surprise me with a 'heart-shaped' bush on Valentine's Day.It always perplexes me why some women think a hairless crotch equates to a partner's perverted pre-adolescent thoughts. Somewhere way down our evolutionary chain, pubic hair once served a purpose...for females, it captured the scent of menstruation, or ripeness to breed. Then along came civilization & vanity, and with it, the invention of clothing, thereby dismissing the need for these follicle sprouts.
Like the various styles atop our scalps, shouldn't pubic grooming also be considered a matter of personal preference? Unless completely aboriginal, the hair down there is quite unnecessary in modern culture...and in some cases, may hinder personal hygiene.
Then again, razor burn & irritation's a bitch (I know that firsthand). And waxing...ee-yowch!
As a dude, I really don't care how a woman chooses to tend to her shrubbery around the gateway to pleasure...like getting free Super Bowl tickets, I'm just elated & blessed to be there, you know?
Ciao4Now.
P.S. Coming soon...Bowhowdy's FEARLESS Oscar predictions!
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The last comment made me feel like I was going on a rant. And I guess I kind of was lol. I don't mean to generalize. I also didn't mean I was putting you in that category of assholes who are narrow minded. But yeah, for some women it can be a touchy subject. Especially when you're sensitive about the subject...
A heart shaped bush though? That sounds hot but then... kind of funny. Now that's taking decorating for holidays to the next level. Did she ever surprise you with a christmas tree bush for x-mas?
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